On the mat,
Smooth and flat,
There I sat,
Thinking Judo...

Thoughts of hips,
Tricks and trips,
Sealed lips!
Thinking Judo...

Thoughts of then,
Why and when,
Just like Zen!
Linking Judo...

Tried a throw,
Thought he'd go,
Oh dear no!
Stinking Judo!

Just for Laughs

Photo courtesy of Bill Robbins
Martial Arts Humor

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If Judo Players Ruled the World
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