You too can be the life of the party…
Any judoka can be the life of the party–with a little luck and by paying attention to detail. A basic knowledge of Judo will see you through any sticky situation, whether attacked by rude boys or placed strategically between your mother and your youngest brother. Your opening move can vary to suit individual tastes–form the casual “As I was saying to a fellow at the dojo last night…” to the downright boastful “Well, normally I’m a peaceful sort of person, but when I’m aggravated I just hurl ‘em at the chandelier.” Anyone with a school rank and sufficient enthusiasm can have the local women’s club talking Judo in a flash.
A good method of keeping the upper hand is to organize the party into pairs and forcibly teach them to breakfall. Those unwilling to participate may be driven in shame from the room by judicious use of such phrases as “wimp,” “spoilsport,” or the psychological method “well, don’t say you never had the chance to learn when someone goes for you with a razor.” After half an hour of breakfalling, and a copious supply of gin, the bolder spirits will want to try tomoenage, and these should be encouraged. Having thus thinned out the ranks, you can get down to the elements of kime-no-kata, and encourage young and old to work off their inhibitions this way. A lot depends on the party of course. At weddings and anniversaries the primary participants should be allowed to say a few words before you take over, but at no time would you weaken. If you do, someone will want to dance or similar rot will set in. Having captured your audience, it is up to you to keep it. For one thing you will have no difficulty in getting the guests to depart. It is also cheaper this way–aspirin may be obtained in bargain-sized bottles and placed in small dishes around the room. Good luck judo party-goers, it’s up to you! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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