On his website it says that he guarantees you a black belt in 30 days !
No wonder,
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWMLkdt8Pw&...pic.php?t=69084
Full Version: Bullshido at it's best !
QUOTE(kosen666 @ Jul 12 2008, 12:39 AM) 
On his website it says that he guarantees you a black belt in 30 days !
No wonder,
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWMLkdt8Pw&...pic.php?t=69084
No wonder,
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWMLkdt8Pw&...pic.php?t=69084
Lord save us!
Great Find! And all this time I have been using Submissions and Sweeps to get people out of my Guard, when I could just use my Super Breath.
Train Hard (But not with this Idiot), Stay Safe,
Good Luck
Train Hard (But not with this Idiot), Stay Safe,
Good Luck
QUOTE(senseitaz @ Jul 11 2008, 11:51 PM)
Lord save us!
He would just "Chi" the Lord in the chest ! lol
the guy in the blue gi is definitely wearing a fat shoe string as an obi....
lol the missionairy position he calls it haha.
QUOTE(Dutch @ Jul 13 2008, 02:20 PM)
lol the missionairy position he calls it haha.
I almost spit out my drink.
Thanks for posting this. I, for one, certainly wouldn't want to look gay while on the bottom in missionary position and exploding my chi on a man. Thanks to Master Waki I'll never be in such a situation.
Wow-- his website is absolutely hilarious. I was cracking up as I read his biography.
http://www.masterwaki.com/
--Joe
http://www.masterwaki.com/
--Joe
He's joking right? Like really, he has to be joking. The video and the myspace is all just a running gag right? Please tell me he's joking...
QUOTE
Ever since Master Waki was young he wanted to be like Bruce Lee. So after a few years of watching Karate Kid, No Retreat No surrender, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, American Ninja and all of Bruce Lee's and Jackie Chan's movies, he decided to go to the Martial Arts Supply store in Queen St and buy himself a black belt.
But that still wasnt good enough for him, as there were a few taekwondo black belts at his high school who were crap fighters so he needed to be graded higher then them. He then decided to create his own style of Martial Arts called Wakido and he self promoted himself to Tenth Degree Black Belt. So at 16 yrs old wearing his ten red tabs on his black belt, he began to dominate the school yard with his backfist/side kick combo.
In his last year of high school he wanted to be a pro wrestler like Ravishing Rick Rude. But instead of encouraging him and telling him to practise acrobatics and take steroids, the school guidance counsellor shot down his dream and he ended up going to university instead.
But that still wasnt good enough for him, as there were a few taekwondo black belts at his high school who were crap fighters so he needed to be graded higher then them. He then decided to create his own style of Martial Arts called Wakido and he self promoted himself to Tenth Degree Black Belt. So at 16 yrs old wearing his ten red tabs on his black belt, he began to dominate the school yard with his backfist/side kick combo.
In his last year of high school he wanted to be a pro wrestler like Ravishing Rick Rude. But instead of encouraging him and telling him to practise acrobatics and take steroids, the school guidance counsellor shot down his dream and he ended up going to university instead.
From his web site.
He bought a BB and self promote himself to 10 th dan. LOL
QUOTE(carlosgrana @ Jul 14 2008, 07:05 AM)
From his web site.
He bought a BB and self promote himself to 10 th dan. LOL
He bought a BB and self promote himself to 10 th dan. LOL
The fact that he list that he did it at the age of 16 is the icing on the cake.
This guy is a comic genius. For a minute I thought he was serious. That chi blast was hilarious
"and then he'll attempt to ground and pound....cause that's gay"
hahahahaha classic
hahahahaha classic
On his website he lists his occupation as "Guru".
I nearly p###ed myself laughing.
What a sad ,deluded individual.
The scary thing is that some people will fall for this crap and actually apply to get a black belt in 30 days.
There is a young man (18) in my son's college class who has convinced himself that he is a superior martial artist to every ma practitioner that he knows.He told my son (who has fought at national level) that he could take any judoka out with his kicks and punches.
Now if he were a skilled striker fair enough,but this kid has told my son and all his friends that he is self taught ,from reading books and watching films at home.Exactly like "master" waki. Needless to say he has declined my son's offer to come along to a judo class on numerrous occasions.
My son tells me that this kid is a nice enough young man and Jon (my son) and all his mates take what he says with a very large pich of salt, and have included him in their social circle.
But one day he will say these things to the wrong person and may God help him because he will get seriously hurt. All through not having the balls to attend a real MA/boxing/mma class.Regardless of which style or art (except Wakido of course)
So these people are out there
I nearly p###ed myself laughing.
What a sad ,deluded individual.
The scary thing is that some people will fall for this crap and actually apply to get a black belt in 30 days.
There is a young man (18) in my son's college class who has convinced himself that he is a superior martial artist to every ma practitioner that he knows.He told my son (who has fought at national level) that he could take any judoka out with his kicks and punches.
Now if he were a skilled striker fair enough,but this kid has told my son and all his friends that he is self taught ,from reading books and watching films at home.Exactly like "master" waki. Needless to say he has declined my son's offer to come along to a judo class on numerrous occasions.
My son tells me that this kid is a nice enough young man and Jon (my son) and all his mates take what he says with a very large pich of salt, and have included him in their social circle.
But one day he will say these things to the wrong person and may God help him because he will get seriously hurt. All through not having the balls to attend a real MA/boxing/mma class.Regardless of which style or art (except Wakido of course)
So these people are out there
I think its supposed to be a joke ...
QUOTE(kosen666 @ Jul 12 2008, 12:39 AM)
On his website it says that he guarantees you a black belt in 30 days !
No wonder,
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWMLkdt8Pw&...pic.php?t=69084
No wonder,
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWMLkdt8Pw&...pic.php?t=69084
Ah, But I have seen this.....called the halitosis breath death blow! Stinker of a move!
Mike
you know who masterwaki's master is don't you:
OH MY GOODNESS.... Why didn't I think of that! Go to my local Martial Arts Store and buy my black belt when I was 16... It would have saved me 25 years of hard work, blood, sweat and tears! He makes it so easy - thanks Master Waki!!! I will try the CHI BREATH in the next Judo tournament and see how that goes. Should I eat onions and garlic before the match???Yikes
QUOTE(kiteonastring @ Jul 15 2008, 01:26 PM)
"and then he'll attempt to ground and pound....cause that's gay"hahahahaha classic
I laughed so hard at that statement that I almost fell off my chair.QUOTE(golsa @ Jul 13 2008, 09:27 PM)
Thanks for posting this. I, for one, certainly wouldn't want to look gay while on the bottom in missionary position and exploding my chi on a man. Thanks to Master Waki I'll never be in such a situation.
LOL - Heaven forbid!!! HAHAHHA
QUOTE(skytomorrownow @ Jul 18 2008, 05:14 PM)
you know who masterwaki's master is don't you:
Who is this in the picture
"You think anyone wants a piece of me while I'm wearing these babies?"
QUOTE(senseitaz @ Jul 18 2008, 10:03 PM)
Who is this in the picture
CKSensei of course!
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