http://usjiujitsu.org/v-web/gallery/oushib...ts_Organization

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hmm perhaps you should get a budah shrine and place in your dojo :-) I didn't see anywhere on that exactly what god you are suposed to teach about.......

oh, my, and here I thought you were the one who was refusing to let God get judan.....

We have established a link between church and Martial Arts...
Don't show that one to Sasae!

Dang, and I was only promoted by Jim Bregman. Do I ever feel let down.

Hmmm...I could have sworn you belonged to that other accrediting body?



*slight error, as that should clearly say Phil Porter?

Ooops, there might be a challenge as to authenticy of document. God's signature is missing.

Am I mistaken or did CK just give up his name?

Ever wonder how to prevent controversial ref descisions in competition?

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Its this certificate that worries me more

http://usjiujitsu.org/v-web/gallery/oushib...ist_Law_Society

eeek! I missed that one at law school.... thankfully....

So what is Chi Chi? Other than slang for a woman's breasts in Spanish anyway? The closest thing in Japanese that I can think of is chinchin, which is far more satisfying in a comedy sort of way. Pretty good when you can found your own organization, promote yourself, and sign not only for God, but also the son and holy spirit.

I have a rather hokey certificate I once received that read "for skill in the marital arts", I keep trying to convince my wife that it wasn't just a typo.

I thought maybe it was a mistake - doubling Chi, which to anybody from Illinois means Chicago....

Me, I try to keep the number of silly certificates off my wall. With every Continuing Ed producing a "certificate", I feel hopelessly certifiable.....

I did frame my first not guilty verdict form...... how could you not?

Maybe we could add to the Guv's project by doing a papier machete with frivolous certificates... something tasteful....

Not likely.

Ai Carumba!!

and flag waving....

Can't be CK - no lap....

Now before we get TOO critical, let's just remember that this gentleman is "recognized" as a bone-fide Judan by none-less than the International Federation of Jujutsuans. I mean, if it has "International" and "Federation" in the title, it must be important right?

10th degree? he has 170 degrees left before he's turned around.....

Jujustsuans sounds like the native people from some island near Borneo or something!!

He also has a red, white and black belt, all bases covered.

but, it's nowhere near as pretty as Hanon's belt....

OK, so he created his own art (sandlin jiu jitsu), he has created his own belt, he was promoted to judan by God, his backdrop is the stars & stripes and his certificate has a picture of someone that looks like George Washington.
Sounds legit to me!

all we're really missing is the Free Mason symbols....

Hmmmmm. Does not correspond to unencrypted anagram. Maybe my encryption routine is flawed.

Actually, if you look at his website, this guy appears to be a real MMA pioneer. He has pictures going back to the 70's and he is also a member of the "iron bull" society.

my god...

I just want to know why these guys all look they just sucked down a Krispy Kream franchise...

In order to be a member of the Iron Bull, you must be an Iron Fist, Iron stomach (Krispy Kreme, mmmm donuts....), and Iron Lung.....

Yes, I think that the size of his belt matches his "God" given dan!

Being a big guy, I feel I am justified in extracting the Urine with enough irony to understand why he feels the need for the certificates.

I wonder if he actually has them awards or he has eaten all the people who were those ranks?

That belt is fantastic, why didnt CK think of something like this, its with his lack of imagination that makes me sway towards this Sandling bloke.

CK, you are gradually becoming second best to my new potential sensei,

I bet if you ask this sandling bloke to write a book, he could put in words all he knows in about a week, and possibly on one page too.

An by the way, the hanko (seal) is also fake. I am not going to explain all I know (consider it forensics ...), but I can tell with 100% certainty.

Wow he is actually a certified legend:


This photo is just fantastic. I love the style:




Oh there's more:

he's lost his patches! what a crime!

(he's lost a lot of hair, too....)

why does this remind me of Rex Kwon Do?

that would be from all the vigorous practice required to become O Soke Ushi Mama.

You don't say...! I am surprized !LOL Looks like this guy better lay off the sushi bar and move over to the salad bar!

Some one should report this guy to an environment agency

That many certificates has got to amount to a fair bit of the amazon being cut down

This thread has made my day.

here he is demonstrating pitchfork-no-kata at the 8th annual red-neck martial arts throwdown/country barn dance.Click to view attachment

Where do these photos come from? Do these things really exist?

are people really that blind?

That is one deadly weapon. Independet of what ever kata you add.

Hey, you have to be able to defend yourself from hay bales, crawfish, nutria, and other things you might expect in the swamp!